PA Rally on the River
|Start Date:||Jun 3rd, 2011|
|End Date:||Jun 12th, 2011|
|Address:||213 Yogi Blvd|
Northumberland, PA 17857
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|Description||The Greatest Party…Ever|
No other words can describe this event. Now in its 7th year, the PA Rally on the River has become a favorite party spot for bikers. If you don’t go any where else this summer, you need to go to this rally. You will be in for a pleasant surprise. The facility is outstanding. There are clean bathrooms, hot showers, a covered entertainment complex, two heated pools, a large in-ground hot tub, 41 cabins, lots of full hook up sites for your RV or camper, and a few hundred tent sites.
Unlike most rallies, everything here is held all in one place on the spacious campground, so there is no need to ride your bike to any other venues and risk a DUI. You can swim (with or without a bathing suit), go in the hot tub, dance at the covered entertainment complex, eat, drink, and party without any worries!
The June Rally is a 10 day event starting on June 3. You may attend one day or all ten days. For those with the stamina to last the ten days, you will be treated to some very interesting times. Each day, there is a guided ride out into the beautiful countryside of Central Pennsylvania.
Past rides have taken us to the Harley factory in York, Bills Bike Museum in Berwick, the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon, Jim Thorpe, Eagles Nest State Park, Penns Cave, Harveys Lake and Millers Ferry.
Upon returning from the ride, what better place to relax and hang out than in the large in-ground hot tub? Bathing suits are optional and there are always plenty of biker chicks to keep things interesting. The pool area is surrounded by a vision proof barrier for privacy and there is a restriction on photography and security to enforce it. Anyone who wants to sun bath or swim au natural can do so without any worries of pictures showing up later on the internet. Don’t worry, if you are shy, you may wear a bathing suit if you wish. No one really seems to care if you are clothed or not. Everyone is there just to have a great time.
The pool area is where Rons Naughty Games take place on a daily basis. Games include the human sundae, find your mate, the fake orgasm, belly smacking, best beard and hairy chest, and shots and chants. For those of you who have been, you know how these games work. If you have never been to this rally, use your imagination.
Each Saturday there is an exciting biker rodeo. The rodeo consists of several skill games that test your motorcycle riding abilities and includes the weenie bite, the slow drag and a burn out contest to mention a few. Trophies for the winner in each contest are awarded on the spot. There are also lots of vendors on Vendor Alley selling the usual biker attire and accessories and lots of great food. If you are a vendor and want to attend, you can call the office to get further information.
Each evening the entertainment complex is filled with bikers who come to dance and party. This complex features a large dance floor, stripper pole, cage and special lap dance stage as well as a large elevated stage for the band. There are plenty of picnic tables for you to sit at and relax while enjoying the evening. The complex is next to the pool area which is open all night and many people go back and forth from the dance to the pool, especially when it’s hot.
Entertainment consists of several local bands, our main band Jesse, the Don & Roxy Show and a comedian. Also featured are Rons twisted games which include the Battle of the Sexes, the Couples Game Show and the presentation of the Virgin Award.
Dates for this years events are June 3-12, August 25-28 and Sept 8-11.
This rally is for adults only, age 21 and over!!!
The rally is attended mostly by couples but singles are equally welcome to attend. You must bring a photo ID to gain admission to the rally. There is no discrimination as to your type of bike; Harley or Metric, all bikes are welcome.
The event does not have a liquor license, so the event is BYOB.
The web site is www.parallyontheriver.com and reservations are recommended. You can make a reservation by calling the office at (800) 243-1056.
|Host:||Splash Magic Campground|
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